The universal reaction to Indianapolis getting the Super Bowl has been one of pure ecstasy.  Even one of the Navistar workers leaving the plant with a lay-off notice was happy over what he thought, on balance, was a good day.  But what exactly will the average citizen get out of all this?

  First off, let’s dispel any illusions anyone might have.  Unless you’re part of the power structure, you have ZERO chance of getting tickets for the big game.  This is not like the baseball or basketball all-star games, where season ticket holders are assured of getting in.  The NFL reserves most of the tickets for itself to give to sponsors.  The two competing teams get some, although not as many as they used to.  And each team gets a very small block.  The Colts will get a few more as the hosting team.  But not enough to even begin to dream of distributing to season ticket holders. (Quick note:  If the Colts are playing in the Super Bowl, the ticket math changes drastically.  But remember: That will be Peyton Manning’s fourteenth season at quarterback.  So I’m figuring that window of opportunity won’t be as wide by then.)  So unless you’re willing to drop a few thousand bucks with a broker or on-street entrepreneur, you’ll watch the game on TV, just as you would if it were in Miami, New Orleans, or San Diego.

  Now let’s consider the hassle factor.  For a week or maybe more, it will be virtually impossible to travel anywhere in downtown without encountering some kind of barricade or security roadblock.  It’ll be hard getting to work.  It’ll be impossible to get into a restaurant.  And forget even approaching downtown on Super Weekend.  Of course, you’ll want to stay home anyway, because with all the police downtown guarding the fat cat owners and sponsors, who will be left to protect you and your belongings from crime?

  Yes, the Super Bowl will bring lots of money to the city.  And the hotels, restaurants, and bars who will gather most of it in should be ecstatic.  So should their employees who will enjoy a tip bonanza.  But for you and me, I ask again, why exactly should we be celebrating?