Well, it’s good to be back from vacation (okay, we all know it isn’t, but that’s the correct thing to say), but I’m still cranky from jet lag (six hours between here and Poland), so I’m going to do a cranky post today.  So here goes.

  I know it’s too late to do anything about it (not that they’d listen to me anyway).  But am I the only one who thinks Lucas Oil Stadium is ugly?  My biggest complaint is that it doesn’t look like a football stadium, which I believe a football stadium should.  I’m not sure exactly what I think it does look like.  I have three options.  1. an airplane hangar (a really huge one, maybe for the space shuttle)  2. a barn  or 3. a basketball arena.

  It definitely is impressive as you approach downtown, especially from the airport, maybe a bit too overwhelming.  I’ve never seen a stadium (and I’ve seen most of them) that just rises up like the alien spaceship in Independence Day.  Of course it has to be big to accommodate all those money-making suites, gift shops, and concessions.  Money-making for the Colts, that is, not the people who paid for the stadium.  And it has to be big for that roof.  And my question is, will that roof be worth all that money and added size in the end?  My suspicion is that Colts fans are so used to never having to experience even the slightest discomfort, weather-wise, that the roof will almost always be closed.  Maybe it will be open for a couple of games in October, providing it doesn’t rain.  But is that really worth all the money it’s costing?

  The more I think about it, the more I think it looks more like a basketball arena, which should surprise no one in Indiana.  But don’t we already have one of those?  Conseco Fieldhouse is one of the country’s best basketball arenas, and it makes you feel like you’re going to a basketball game when you go inside.  But what will Lucas Oil Stadium make you feel like?  That you’re boarding an aircraft carrier?