UPDATE: The rumors of Levi’s age appear to be false. At least if this New York Daily News article is accurate. Tell me again why the Palin campaign couldn’t have been honest about this earlier in the day instead of sending the media on a wild moose chase and turning this into a two-day story.

EARLIER UPDATE: The campaign referred to Bristol Palin’s boyfriend only as “Levi” in its statement announcing the pregnancy. There are rumors swirling on the Internets that he’s significantly older — perhaps by almost a decade — than young Bristol and that their relationship began three years ago when she was 13 or 14.

I married a guy who’s 10 years older than I am. When I was 25. If I’d tried to date a 20-something while I was in junior high or high school, my mom would have locked me in my room and fed me dinner through a homemade mail slot. Sarah Palin is being sold to the American public as a “values” candidate. As the mom of a little girl, I have some serious doubts if these rumors are true. I also wonder what else she’s hiding.

EVEN EARLIER: If you were wondering what folks in Alaska do to make those long, cold nights pass faster, perhaps you should ask 17-year-old Bristol Palin, daughter of Alaska Governor and newly minted Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Mama Palin just confirmed to the media that her kid is five months knocked up with plans to keep the baby and marry the father.

This adds a fun twist to Sarah Palin’s ongoing romance with the religious right. Yeah, she’s a hot, pro-life “hockey mom” who hunts moose, but apparently she’s cool with sex out of wedlock. Ruh roh. It could be tough to answer honestly when she’s asked about the promotion of abstinence-only sex ed in high school, a favorite wedge issue for her conservative base.

P.S. This surprise announcement kind of makes you wonder how well Palin was vetted.