Hot Button: Butt Kicking Card
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My friends, crime is out of control in Indianapolis.
Over the past two and a half weeks, there have been more than a dozen homicides in the city.
A police officer was shot in the head. And the alleged shooter is not only accused of killing three other people, but his mother is accused of driving the getaway car.
Things are out of control and with the temps expected to be in the 90’s this weekend, I don’t think it will get any better. So with tough times, I’m calling for tough measures.
Here’s my suggestion. Give every police officer in Marion County a butt kicking card.
The card would give every officer the right to kick one criminal’s butt per week. Now the card could only be used when someone is in the process of committing a crime and the cops couldn’t seriously hurt someone. But other than that, let them have at it. Sometimes a good butt kicking is what people need to straighten up and fly right.
And think about this, there are about 2000 police officers and deputies in Marion County. Thats 2,000 butt kickings a week , 8,000 a month and 104,000 butt kickings a year. And since only about 5% of the population is responsible for 80% of crime, every criminal in Indianapolis should have their butt kicked by November.
And for those of you whose bleeding hearts are about to go into cardiac arrest, think about this. Had someone kicked some of these criminals butts a long time ago, maybe a few more people would still be alive in this city.




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