Last night, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin took the stage at the Republican National Convention to accept her nomination as John McCain’s running mate.
Here’s what we learned:
Palin talks pretty. Palin is pretty. And though she hasn’t spent her life in Washington, she rambles and fibs like she’s been there for years.
Palin got off to a strong start with lots of applause and few funny one-liners. She spent lots of time talking about her family, including her four-month-old special needs son, Trig, and her pregnant daughter, Bristol, whose boyfriend accompanied her to the arena.
After throwing a few ‘bows at Barack Obama and Joe Biden, Palin seemed to lose her mojo. You could tell they were trying to shore up her image on foreign affairs by dropping in the names of a few international problem children, and she spent a long time talking about energy, once again invoking the creepy “drill, baby, drill” cheers that had erupted earlier when former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani took the stage. (For the record, Giuliani and fellow failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney stole the night away from Palin with their hard-hitting, entertaining speeches. In my opinion, either would have been a better veep pick/attack dog than Palin.)
It was at this point that most of America probably started to nod off. Palin’s speech extended a good three-quarters of an hour, drifting past the start of the 11 o’clock news on the East Coast.
She’d have been better off keeping it short and resisting the temptation to augment her thin CV with romantic tales of fighting for ethics reform (she’s currently under investigation for canning her public safety commissioner for failing to get involved in an ugly family situation), taking on the good ol’ boys (who gave money to her mayoral campaign and worked in her gubernatorial administration) and standing up to special interests (as Mayor, she hired a lobbyist to go fetch her more earmarks in Washington and she was for the “Bridge to Nowhere” before she was against it).
Overall, it wasn’t a bad speech. There are no bad acceptance speeches. But I think they left Palin out in the sun a little too long for her debut performance. Just as they did springing the pregnant daughter story on the public without thinking it through, Team McCain seemed to want to cram every rebuttal to criticism of Palin’s selection into one long, drawn out speech.
As a Republican friend of mine texted me, “It felt like a book report…by the naughty librarian!”
In the end, I’m not sure it makes any difference. The bad ol’ liberal media are still going to dig through records and try to find out more about McCain’s Mystery Pick, and I have a feeling less-than-flattering things are going to continue to trickle out. Die-hard Republicans will praise the speech for its brilliant honesty; Dems like me will fact check it for accuracy.
Real people probably tuned in for the first 10 minutes and then flipped over to catch “The Daily Show” or the evening news.