I should have listened to my wife
At least she didn’t say “I told you so.”
I had one, seemingly simple task Sunday evening. Spray the wasp nest that was above our garage. Nothing too complicated about that. Nevertheless, I didn’t want my wife and daughter anywhere near. After all, wasps can be aggressive and I didn’t want any to come near them. So I told them “Stand back. Stand back. This is dangerous!” I had no idea how right I was.
So I got my can of spray and then proceeded to get a ladder. Yes, a ladder. I figured it would help me get a more “direct” hit on those suckers. Anyway, as I positioned the ladder, my wife, Valarie, asked “Do you think it’s a good idea to use a ladder? What if you have to run away?”
What?! Me?! I thought to myself “Doesn’t she know I USED to run track.” “Doesn’t she know I USED to play basketball.” “Doesn’t she know I USED to play baseball.” I continued this thought process… ”I’ve got the balance, the agility, the quickness to elude any of those suckers. Ha .” Of course, I failed to realize I was talking about athletic contributions that I did 25 years ago. But of course, rather than say any of this to Valarie, I just gave her that “come on now” look. I had everything under control. Or-so-I-thought!
I sprayed those wasps and they began to drop, one, two, three, four, etc. But then, apprarently one wasp was ready to fight, and he made a move right for me. I jumped off the ladder and backpeddledas fast as I possibly could. And then…. I tripped - backward. It was one of those tumbles that seemed like slow motion. Down. Down. Down.
THUD!!!! My neck whipped down and slapped the back of my head against the conrete on our driveway. The force was so great I actually tumbled all the way over. To say I was dazed is an understatement. Valarie rushed to my side and said she was taking me to the ER. Kennedy was traumatized. They both kept asking me “Are you ok?” “Are you ok?” Uh, no. I just smacked my head against our concrete driveway and the world was spinning.
Thankfully the CAT scan was negative. The doctor told me I was VERY fortunate I didn’t have a fractured skull. I stayed home Monday and Tuesday. Ice packs and a heating pad became my closest companions. After a couple of days and some rather powerful drugs (trust me when I say that’s another story- whew) I’m finally feeling much better. My head is no longer throbbing and my neck is just moderately sore. Truthfully, the thing that probably hurts the most is my pride.
But, as I wrote earlier, at least Valarie didn’t say ”I told you so.”









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